(615): Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Rhys or Vanya to the other, it could go either way
(352): i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
This is also about rhys does that break the rules
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Rhys or Vanya to the other, it could go either way
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I wonder what he's even up to now...
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
WAIT NO BETTER ONE
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
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That doesn't help me much...
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I'm right under the moon!
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Can I submit one for the bus incident
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
for Vanya probably
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
For the twins, but maybe any Vorinsky
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Subject: Calli
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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